World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases ROUND THREE The Maestro is one of CNET’s ‘Top iPod Speakers’
Oct 27

In a much anticipated sequel to our hugely popular blog post series, we bring your Round Four of ‘The World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases’. In this round we have some real corkers. Though they may not be as complicatedly ugly or have as many loud colours as some cases in our last few rounds, there’s no mistaking the tacky, wacky, shoddy and shabby look of these five cases.

Lame Superhero Take Case One for instance. Is that a Superhero? Who is he? His features are all a bit squished and he has very feminine lips for a tough lifesaving conqueror. Not to mention his slightly crooked eyes, and is that a yin/yang symbol on his head? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Spiderman of Balance.
Melted Ice-Cream Clouds Speaking of balance, the next case kinda makes you lose yours, doesn’t it. Case Two, with its feeble attempt at depicting a peaceful blue sky with wisps of clouds, reminds me a melting Blueberry or Bubblegum 1970s ice-cream.
The 'Bumpy Nodules On The Inside Of The Case' case Someone told me once that this next case is semi-popular. I don’t believe it. I refuse to believe it. Really? Case Three: a nothing-blue case that is covered in spiky rubber nodules that poke in toward your iPhone? Why? Seriously, why?
The 'You Can't Go Wrong With Pink Glitter No Matter How Much You Use' case An overdose of pink glitter. That’s the only way to explain Case Four. People, there is such a thing as too much pink, and there is also such a thing as too much glitter. This case goes waaaay overboard on both accounts.
The 'It Must Be Classy If It Has Both Roses And Jewels' case Finally, Case Five. Oh, what can I say about this special little specimen? Fake shiny roses? Check. A big heart-shaped plastic gem? Check. As many different coloured and variously sized jewels stuck on every available inch of space? Check. But hey – anything with flowers and jewels must be classy, right?

 

Not had enough tackiness? Have a look at World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases , World’s Ugliest iPhones Cases Round Two and World’s Ugliest iPhone Cases Round Three…

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